There are two ways to watch a soccer game:
1. With amused appreciation for well timed passes and tenacious defense.
2. WHERE YOU LIVE OR DIE BY EVERY PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BEYOND ANY RATIONAL REASON AND YOUR HEART STOPS EVERY TIME THE OPPONENT TOUCHES THE BALL
When i talk to myself my english is a perfecto but when a native speaker is asking me something i’m mesut ozil